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welcome back to monsters talking about

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them this is our Oktoberfest edition so

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I figured since it's now Oktoberfest in

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Bavaria why would I not go with some uh

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some German lore and some German

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monsters no I'm talking about the tops

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of arm in the taught so firm there's no

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mod over its it's not paid so form but

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the taught so arm it's also called the

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Alps dragon is reported to inhabit

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several areas in Europe and Germany

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Austria Switzerland Italy the

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mountainous alpine regions

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Alps dragon that's called the tonsil

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Vermeil give you the description also

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has regional names including the stone

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firm the springform the araras

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heap rights over my like that means I

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think it's a pretzel worm but uh the

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barracks doodsen you're making me hungry

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it's described as a stubby lizard-like

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creature that has two front legs but it

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has no hind legs and um is he long like

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a slithery like worm serpent body with

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scales and has apparently in some

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description as the features of it

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covered a cat-like face I've also been

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noted to make poisonous fumes like Joe

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shoes yes but it wears Joe shoes talking

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about the the this worm pretzel worm

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that's it was not so one who's talking

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about like how long is this this legend

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legendary monster been around in the in

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German German folklore um somebody I

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think anything's exit hundreds of years

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the first account I could find this is

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not in the American monsters book for I

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guess obvious reasons because it's a

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European monster but of a 1779 sighting

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it's very vague and short

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a man named Hans Fuchs box it's Fox I

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think is means Fox yeah he sighted two

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of these creatures which caused him to

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suffer heart attack apparently [\h__\h]

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he suffered complications from his heart

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attack which also led to his death

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before he died he's able to tell his

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family of his encounter these creatures

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were apparently five to seven feet in

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length with a snake-like body a quad

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front legs and larger feet line like

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that can head sharp cat-like teeth now I

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guess a better an account would be from

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1828 a peasant supposedly found a corpse

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of his tot silver and by the time he'd

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managed to wrap ankle at home crows at

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an already eaten half of it I don't know

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why did trying to fight the crows off of

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it but that's neither here nor there but

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even with the white anecdotal evidence

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like this he talks of Burma probably

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built up enough of a following of

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believers that it was even considered as

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a fact in the 19th century it's

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speculated that even if the creature

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didn't actually existed the sightings

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are so rare apparently it might be now

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extinct but there's this Topsail room

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can be found into 19th century German

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hunting field guides so like so this

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thing was like people thought this was

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[\h__\h] legit I might hang up on Jo

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because I think his uh his call drop but

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people thought this thing was super

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legit right the hunting field guy would

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be in there with you know a bear the RAM

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or whatever else that uh

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they'd be hunting it would be like the

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American field guide and there's a

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Bigfoot in there correct exactly okay

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so first of which was a Bavarian hunting

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manual was called the new pocket guide

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of the year of 1836 for nature forests

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and hunting enthusiasts the manual

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contains what a key bernard heuvelmans

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describes as a curious picture of a sort

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of the scaly like cigar are like body

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with formidable teeth and wretched

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little stumps for feet it sounds

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disgusting it sounds terrible Xia's

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you would not have sex with this thing

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well I'd be tough

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I bet the Japanese would probably shove

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it up their cooter and some they're

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crazy for ya

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hentai porn tentacle porn you've not

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seen the eels of some of those Jeff

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diamond eel porn eel / - oh the porn rod

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like the guts like having sex with the

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stomach so how would this compare to the

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Katanga snake some little description

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that Katanga snake is a snake giant

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snake this one this is like a long worm

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like creature with legs wear shoes and

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has low hat yeah kind of like a

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salamander at most but it's still much

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larger than a salamander mm-hmm there's

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a second manual pair of the

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illustrations it appeared in the swiss

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almanac called Alpen rosen published in

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1841 he took the form in a drawing which

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should have long scale and creature with

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teeth on your front legs I mean that's a

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fairly consistent description that we've

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had now there are two legends of the

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tonsil firm that I have found I mean

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they're short stories the by store

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everything by that I mean like three

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sentences so the first sorry the first

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tale is that if a young girl who was

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working - was farm while chopping down

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bean poles like it's bean stalks she

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accidentally disturbed a burrow of a

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tonsil firm the house alarm and this

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account was described as being of a gray

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color ation and about the size of a

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common domesticated cat so this could I

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guess it counts very so maybe two feet

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long versus you know five seven

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I had a fleshy hairless body and

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possessing only two front legs I guess

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the very common theme here it only had

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two front legs and it's quite a long

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kind of snake-like body

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it's a [\h__\h] snake dude it's pretty gay

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every time according to the historians

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you stomp on it what happened - what'd

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she do apparently the worm of the tassel

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Verma glared at the girl and she ran

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away he cowered but she described as

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having very bright eyes and was very

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intense to look at them which we've seen

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a lot of in all these stories

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mesmerizing eyes in another I guess tail

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hearest tells of a man and his son out

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gathering herbs in the mountains when a

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man suddenly hears his son scream and

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seem to be paralyzed in fear staring at

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a rock a man sprinted to his son only to

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see a gruesome monster under the rock

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near his son which hits it like a snake

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but had the face of a cat with a bright

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eyes so I guess we can consistently say

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is two stumpy front legs the long tail

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now can ice some yes I'm scrappy with

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the cat face some were kind of mute on

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the buts face them like probably the man

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managed to stab the tonsil verb the

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sharpened stick easily Pierce units

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flesh according to the story it had

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green blood the creature sprayed out in

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a birth the man's leg making his journey

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long journey home very long and painful

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due to his limp yeah green skin and the

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green blood the green blood to me that's

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gonna be a tough one in training the guy

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actually was not a [\h__\h] went over there

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and stabbed the abdomen [\h__\h]

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particular son it had blood almost like

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that in aliens yeah

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interesting so here a few other I guess

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quick accounts are one was in July

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apparently is it new doesn't July of

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it's either 1883 or 1884 a cusp Arnold

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Spielberg and Steve Mountain let's name

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the mountain near Hawk fells in in tirol

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austria so it's in western austria in

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tirol heights up in the Alps he washed

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it from a mountain but apparently be

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sitting at a restaurant eating in

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Worcester a mountain restaurant for

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about 20 minutes any certain that he

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only he was very certain that it only

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had two legs I guess he was eating he

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was even the Wiener and he was looking

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at the at the window looking at a wiener

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yeah look at it look at that okay dick

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legs I mean - dick dick out there with

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life couldn't get much better life is

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weird in the 1880s okay apparently

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leaped 80s are 9 feet in the air toward

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near the roars insults Borg Austria

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summer of 1921 and Bentley was gray 2 to

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3 feet long and had a head like a cat so

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these are just quick accounts that they

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have and I guess lastly in 1924 a

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five-foot-long skeleton allegedly was

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found in the Alps by two men who said it

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resembled that of lizards so they

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actually found a skeleton of one of

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these bastards where's the skeleton

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today you could find nothing on that

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secondly find old illustrations of this

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thing but I mean we have some

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similarities I guess I could I was able

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to draw between our other monsters the

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pungent stench reminds me of the

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flatwoods monster sure bright eyes

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pretty much most of things that we

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covered yeah mostly x' monsters we

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talked about they stink they don't pay

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they don't have a shower and no access

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to a gymnasium where they can go bathe

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Bigfoot has horrible crotch crotch wreak

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yeah and but bedroom eyes there's sexy

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eyes I see when you smell that yeah the

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reptilian appearance it was like the

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chupacabra but not really with those

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other things that we saw that had kind

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of a reptilian appearance it gets pissed

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off at humans like pretty much every

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other thing that when you talked about

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the claws man bat dog man Chupacabra all

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has quad doesn't everything get pissed

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off at humans though if you walk through

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the woods yeah most things or they get

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scared and run if usually if you happen

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across an animal pretty pissed at

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Everton you never see a smiling bear and

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because of maybe only because it's

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hungry and it sees you unless it was

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winning too poo-ish yeah that's a good

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bear yeah that's why the best bear you

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could possibly find Yogi Bear is pretty

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good to know Yogi Berra check it out of

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your picnic basket that's true in the

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feline mammal features we got dog man

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goat man and man bats I mean I think the

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main thing I noticed it did not fly it

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was very much like a half assed lizard

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serpent the problem is for having a

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reptile that high in the land and in the

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Alps is it I mean it getting pretty damn

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cold in winter but

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this can be confused with like a varied

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long like a dragon like a long dragon

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yeah but not really nearly as large kids

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only like that decides the good normal

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tend of like long snake but the thing 7

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feet was the longest estimate that I saw

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so maybe maybe a tiny like the petite

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Alpine dragon

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I guess its other nickname that I had

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for the Alps dragons so even you know

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you you see like parades and China of

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these long dragons and from a Chinese

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myth of these like long dragon like

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creatures with shorter arms with arms

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and limbs much shorter than the length

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of the body itself I mean like what's

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his name in Aztec Quetzalcoatl the

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similar one yeah I mean migrating

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dragons coming from the Far East if

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we're going down that road it's that

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route of crazy creatures I mean why not

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be dragons at this point German dragons

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or maybe what they saw in Dragons for

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just this whatever this species is just

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some kind of terrible salamander some

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kind of sick [\h__\h] snake cat cat man

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that wears it smells like sweaty shoes

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perhaps why not another you got that's

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is the tassel firm voting for Clinton or

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trunk that is the question I'm voting

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for Gary Johnson oh my god those things

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are so dumb nor tarrying what is the

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toss over hey gravy boat dude what is

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Austria

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what is all this stuff what is all this